QUOTES

This page is just about cool quotes; whether from people, movies, or bumper stickers.

bumper stickers

* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

* Talk is cheap because the supply still far exceeds the demand.

* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

* Forget the phone. Concentrate on driving!

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

* It's as bad as you think; and they ARE out to get you.

* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a trip to the ATM.

* How can I miss you if you won't go away?

* It's lonely at the top. But you eat better.

* Clear the road. I'm 16!

* You must be really secure to be seen in this car.

* I only brake for....wait....AAAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!

* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!

* I am boldly going nowhere.

Quotes

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
-Henry David Thoreau

"No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit."
-Helen Keller

Sonnet 166 - William Shakespeare

1 Corinthians 13(without verse notation) : "Though I speak with the tongues of men and angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging symbol. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and thought I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. And thought I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profits me nothing. Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. But whether there are prophecies, they will fail; whether there are tongues, they will cease; whether there is knowledge, it will vanish away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect has come, then that which is in part will be done away. When I was a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For we now see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known. And now abide if faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love."

"This filthy enactment was made in the nineteenth century by people who could read and write. I will not obey it." -Ralph Waldo Emerson, regarding passage of the Fugitive Slave Law which a) required any citizen to join in pursuit of a runaway slave and b) stated that a suspected runaway had no right to testify.

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